[ Sorry Shinn she's really obvious about his inner turmoil becoz Mirin's face is going to light up at Shinn's response. ]
Gozaru! For real!? [ Mirin makes a relatively big, stupid grin. Thank god this guy is really nice! ] Yoooosh, this time Mirin won't lose to you, sir!
[ BRB gonna roll sleeves up.
And then stares at confusion at the screen. Um, how do you even restart this stuff? THIS SHIT DIDN'T EXIST IN HER WEEB HOME!! A random series of headtilts and incoherent mumbles go here. ]
[ Shinn just sighs at this point because well, this migraine isn't going anytime soon. And because he really wants to get out of here, he just ends up being helpful to help with the process of completing it. ]
[ Notto_dis_shitto_agen.mp4. Look, even before Feather finished his words, Mirin had already cross her arms in front of her, making an 'X' with them. Stop. Get some help. She does speak only when Feather finishes with his usual rambling though. ]
Rejected, gozaru.
[ It didn't work so well last time. She's fairly certain it won't end well as well this time. ]
No, gozaru! [ She straightens herself up, holding a finger up. ] Chiri mo tsumoreba, yama to naru. [ Which would translate as `Even dust when pile up, becomes a mountain`, or `Many a little makes a mickle`, only spoken in a true weeb fashion. ] If Mirin let this be rule broken once without any redemption from her end, Mirin will break the next one. Or if she didn't, it might be the one after that. Or the one after that, gozaru.
[ Excuse her, but she's really headstrong about this kind of stuff, Patchouli. The blonde is living her bushido life in the most extreme fashion. She's going to, er, dogeza- Wait, the place isn't big enough for that so she's just going to bow her head ever so slightly instead. ]
Mirin's sorry, gozaru. Mirin will buy you something in return on later date, de gozaru!
[ Unfortunately, two can play this game, for the better or worse. Mirin herself has always been the type to consider others before her own person. There's some short, unearthly moment of Mirin staring back at Mikazuki in worry before she finally blinks. Once. Twice, before she makes a small smile back at the taller guy. What a kind and gentle person. ]
Um! Mirin's been in the Grandcyph- [ She immediately makes a pause. Wait a minute, now that she's about to say it, it flashes on her mind again: She's seen this person before, back on the said airship. Or maybe a very similar person, but that's definitely uncanny. So uh, she's going to headtilt a bit and steps in to get a better look at Mikazuki's face. ] Have... we met, gozaru?
[ ....No good, she can't concentrate about that at all. The sap's side effects aren't helping her head as well. ]
[He's so used to being completely forgotten—an unfortunate trend that has only amplified upon arriving here—that he double takes at her question. And her. But no, he's certain he's never come across a girl quite like this before. No amount of pollen or sap could make him forget about that. The only women he interacts with at all come from a distant past in which she doesn't quite fit.
She must be seeing things. Still, it's a nice feeling.]
I can't say that we have. [Then a thought crosses his mind.] It could be that you met a different me. There's quite a lot of them out there.
[He crosses to her and holds out a hand seeing as she looks like she's about to fall over. Fortunately the remaining vines can't quite reach them right here and they don't seem to possess the ability to regenerate at will. But they're still going to have to fight their way out in this deplorable state.]
[ Wow, smooth af, Cyrus. Mirin is just going to go full shoujo mode here because that really sounds like something straight outta a romance book. ]
Ooooh...!! W- was it this bodigaado- [ You know it, 'bodyguard'. Only Mirin speaks it in a true weeb-ish, er, Engrish fashion. ] -or butler that Mirin read about a lot? [ A small pause, or or or or-! ] -Or was it even your lover, if Mirin might know, gozaru!?
[ Yapper yapper yapper. Yep, this is Mirin, alright. One day she'll realizes that it's not a good thing to get into people's personal space. But not today, apparently. ]
[There's a stunned silence from her before she starts laughing. It seems like Mirin told her the most hilarious joke because it takes a little bit for her laughter to subside.]
Oh my stomach! Oh, bless the Saint, I don't think I've heard that one before. [There's a couple of small laughs as she wipes the tears from her eyes.]
I have servants, so maybe Fin matches that more closely, but in terms of bodyguards, I'm pretty sure I'm the one who protects him. [W O W.] Anyway, he's like a little brother to me. [....she's forgetting to mention that she's eighteen and he's twenty-two but details...] Besides, he has so many girls who want to marry him that I'm pretty sure I'm hardly on his list of marriage candidates.
[How wrong she is about that... Oh how wrong she is.]
[ What makes Gran even think that he could sneak on Mirin like that? Mirin has like, 90% biological make up of 90% pure instinct and 10% raw charisma. The fact that Gran even thinks he has the chance to sneak up on Mirin like that and succeed is the most laughable idea ever invented by mankind.
Which means she won't be able to do anything as the captain of the Grandcypher closes her eyes like that. Well, except for shouting in utter panic like a dying walrus. ]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! [ Who is this!? What do they want!? D-Do they-!? ] A-A kidnapper, gozaru!? N-Nice try but you won't get Mirin that easily, de gozaru!!
[ She's just going to elbow whoever is holding her eyes close from behind on their gut for now because what else she could do. ]
Actually, nevermind, it's a bad thing that it's Gran. When Mirin starts panicking, instead of being a nice guy and reveal himself to calm her down, the Captain holds back a fascinated laugh. No, he's not done yet. He easily dodges her attempted attack.
Since she's reacting so endearingly, he decides to tease her. And so he keeps one hand covering her eyes while his other arm swoops in to carry her princess-style. AND HE RUNS OFF WITH HER. ]
[ To be fair, in her current state, Mirin can't really tell what's what. At all. So when she feel herself being freed from the slimy, gross feeling of those vines only to land on a, for the lack of better words, hard metal surface (although Soundwave did a pretty good job of being pretty soft about it, the cold feeling of it still lingers, after all), Mirin is still pretty wary about it. Especially when the exhaustiveness inside of her body still lingers hard. ]
Go...zaru? You are...?
[ Sorry, Soundwave. He's gotta cut her some slack here. She's beaten up. ]
[He can be soft and gentle despite his outer hard metallic body! While he won't deny he's not the most comfortable person to rest on unless someone wants a living space heater, he's the best at getting out of a sticky situation quick.]
Just an ally Cybertronian passing by.
[Soundwave, this is no time for a dumb one-liner. The girl's pretty out of it though, which means he needs to find a safe place quick. Activating the thrusters under his feet, he ascends to the air and then twists his body to fire hot ballistics down at the vines dared to approach them still.]
Try to stay with me. I'll get you to someplace safe where you can rest and be cured of the poison.
[... Though Soundwave himself has gotten some of those sticky white sap on him, most noticeably all over the tires located near his upper body. But hey he's good at ignoring his own wellbeings at times.]
[ Mirin'd answer that with some kind of Mirin-ish retort, if Jalter didn't just combust that shit OH GOD IS she actually some sort of hot stuff-!? S-she might have bitten more than she could chew. This old lady before her is the real deal! She can even just easily burn stuff like that! But no fear, Mirin! You can do this! Ishi aru tokoro ni michi wa hirakeru! When there's a will, there's a way!
Taking a relatively deep breath, Mirin quickly pulls her katana out, Iaido-style, and summons a, uh, not-so-big kamaitachi that is thankfully big enough to blow away the table cover just beside her SHUT UP IT'S COOL ENOUGH FOR HER STANDARD OKAY. ]
You don't scare Mirin at all, old hag! Mirin will blow your dishonorable flame away with her katana, de gozaru!!
[ No, she's totally not shaking at all inside what are you talking about. Well, she totally does, but her loose outfit would probably do a good job at hiding it. Probably. Mommy, daddy, Mirin is going to die soon ;~;
By the way guess who are attracting the Moon Knights already? Definitely these two losers. ]
[ Jeanne Alter doesn't even look that old! But that's neither here nor there. In the long list of things that are likely to offend her, being called old is fairly low. Mostly because, as previously established, she doesn't quite know how to parse her own age.
Also because she knows she looks young. ]
You look like you can fight a little, and if I can't get a proper dress for the dance, at least I'm dressed for a scrap!
[ Ripping her sword out of the table like she's King Arthur and it's a particularly offensive stone, Jeanne points it at Mirin, the very tip of the blade igniting with a small flame. ]
But if you're scared, you can still run home, nobody will think less of you for it!
[ Except Jeanne Alter herself, but Jeanne Alter already doesn't think much of anyone. ]
[ Okay, that motherfucker just did something amazing again. She's screwed.
This is it. She's really gonna die today, huh. Well, time to blurt every little shit that would kinda make sense from her weeb dictionary inside her mind. At least let her die in the coolest fashion that she could muster, okay. ]
A wise man does not lose his way, a brave man does not fear. [ Spoken in like, the most broken Japanese tone ever, mainly because Mirin is trembling a bit- Okay, maybe a little more than a bit. ] Mirin wishes to hurt no one with this katana of hers and she really shouldn't, but- [ BRING IT ON BITCH. Mirin raises her own sword as well. ] -Sometimes, it is necessary, gozaru.
[ Does she look cool now? DOES SHE? Is it safe to be burned into crisp now? Please say yes so that there'd be #NoRegrets. ]
[ Oh god just kill her now. T-This is really not her strong suit at all! But considering she really needs to do it for them to get out of this hellhole she's... just going to shyly peek for a bit, blushing tremendously, before she glances at the medium-sized, red-colored dildo. Hopefully that's enough of hint for now Ye Xiu as she has filled her embarrassment quota for this year just from that single glance.
[ there's no escaping it. thankfully ye xiu catches the hint and picks the exact dildo she'd been eyeing with no hesitation at all. the screen dings, indicating it was the correct answer —
... but now it has a different list, with no pictures this time (thank god), but the words are still pretty ridiculous. your favourite positions in bed: missionary, reverse cowgirl, the double kangaroo sloppy pocky.
Anyway, she's a big girl who can hold herself whenever it's necessary. So that means Mirin is just going to give a big thumbs-up and there are definitely no tears on the corner of her eyes from holding the pain down.
Spoiler: Yes it fucking hurts and she's cryin' like a lil bitch ;~; ]
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March '19 - Intro thread
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[ Sorry Shinn she's really obvious about his inner turmoil becoz Mirin's face is going to light up at Shinn's response. ]
Gozaru! For real!? [ Mirin makes a relatively big, stupid grin. Thank god this guy is really nice! ] Yoooosh, this time Mirin won't lose to you, sir!
[ BRB gonna roll sleeves up.
And then stares at confusion at the screen. Um, how do you even restart this stuff? THIS SHIT DIDN'T EXIST IN HER WEEB HOME!! A random series of headtilts and incoherent mumbles go here. ]
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[ Shinn just sighs at this point because well, this migraine isn't going anytime soon. And because he really wants to get out of here, he just ends up being helpful to help with the process of completing it. ]
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A moron
[ Notto_dis_shitto_agen.mp4. Look, even before Feather finished his words, Mirin had already cross her arms in front of her, making an 'X' with them. Stop. Get some help. She does speak only when Feather finishes with his usual rambling though. ]
Rejected, gozaru.
[ It didn't work so well last time. She's fairly certain it won't end well as well this time. ]
wow ur being so rude here
Why!? It'll be fun, I promise!
[ y u haz 2 destroy all his hopes and dreams, Mirin :c ]
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I'm laughing so hard right now fuck you Brion
i aim to please
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Patchy
No, gozaru! [ She straightens herself up, holding a finger up. ] Chiri mo tsumoreba, yama to naru. [ Which would translate as `Even dust when pile up, becomes a mountain`, or `Many a little makes a mickle`, only spoken in a true weeb fashion. ] If Mirin let this be rule broken once without any redemption from her end, Mirin will break the next one. Or if she didn't, it might be the one after that. Or the one after that, gozaru.
[ Excuse her, but she's really headstrong about this kind of stuff, Patchouli. The blonde is living her bushido life in the most extreme fashion. She's going to, er, dogeza- Wait, the place isn't big enough for that so she's just going to bow her head ever so slightly instead. ]
Mirin's sorry, gozaru. Mirin will buy you something in return on later date, de gozaru!
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I mean, that's kind of unnecessary and I think you're worrying about things for no good reason...
[She's... she's not going to stop, is she.]
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Mikazuki
[ Unfortunately, two can play this game, for the better or worse. Mirin herself has always been the type to consider others before her own person. There's some short, unearthly moment of Mirin staring back at Mikazuki in worry before she finally blinks. Once. Twice, before she makes a small smile back at the taller guy. What a kind and gentle person. ]
Um! Mirin's been in the Grandcyph- [ She immediately makes a pause. Wait a minute, now that she's about to say it, it flashes on her mind again: She's seen this person before, back on the said airship. Or maybe a very similar person, but that's definitely uncanny. So uh, she's going to headtilt a bit and steps in to get a better look at Mikazuki's face. ] Have... we met, gozaru?
[ ....No good, she can't concentrate about that at all. The sap's side effects aren't helping her head as well. ]
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She must be seeing things. Still, it's a nice feeling.]
I can't say that we have. [Then a thought crosses his mind.] It could be that you met a different me. There's quite a lot of them out there.
[He crosses to her and holds out a hand seeing as she looks like she's about to fall over. Fortunately the remaining vines can't quite reach them right here and they don't seem to possess the ability to regenerate at will. But they're still going to have to fight their way out in this deplorable state.]
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Cyrus
[ Wow, smooth af, Cyrus. Mirin is just going to go full shoujo mode here because that really sounds like something straight outta a romance book. ]
Ooooh...!! W- was it this bodigaado- [ You know it, 'bodyguard'. Only Mirin speaks it in a true weeb-ish, er, Engrish fashion. ] -or butler that Mirin read about a lot? [ A small pause, or or or or-! ] -Or was it even your lover, if Mirin might know, gozaru!?
[ Yapper yapper yapper. Yep, this is Mirin, alright. One day she'll realizes that it's not a good thing to get into people's personal space. But not today, apparently. ]
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Oh my stomach! Oh, bless the Saint, I don't think I've heard that one before. [There's a couple of small laughs as she wipes the tears from her eyes.]
I have servants, so maybe Fin matches that more closely, but in terms of bodyguards, I'm pretty sure I'm the one who protects him. [W O W.] Anyway, he's like a little brother to me. [....she's forgetting to mention that she's eighteen and he's twenty-two but details...] Besides, he has so many girls who want to marry him that I'm pretty sure I'm hardly on his list of marriage candidates.
[How wrong she is about that... Oh how wrong she is.]
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Danchouuuuuuu
[ What makes Gran even think that he could sneak on Mirin like that? Mirin has like, 90% biological make up of 90% pure instinct and 10% raw charisma. The fact that Gran even thinks he has the chance to sneak up on Mirin like that and succeed is the most laughable idea ever invented by mankind.
Which means she won't be able to do anything as the captain of the Grandcypher closes her eyes like that. Well, except for shouting in utter panic like a dying walrus. ]
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! [ Who is this!? What do they want!? D-Do they-!? ] A-A kidnapper, gozaru!? N-Nice try but you won't get Mirin that easily, de gozaru!!
[ She's just going to elbow whoever is holding her eyes close from behind on their gut for now because what else she could do. ]
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Actually, nevermind, it's a bad thing that it's Gran. When Mirin starts panicking, instead of being a nice guy and reveal himself to calm her down, the Captain holds back a fascinated laugh. No, he's not done yet. He easily dodges her attempted attack.
Since she's reacting so endearingly, he decides to tease her. And so he keeps one hand covering her eyes while his other arm swoops in to carry her princess-style. AND HE RUNS OFF WITH HER. ]
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Soundwave
Go...zaru? You are...?
[ Sorry, Soundwave. He's gotta cut her some slack here. She's beaten up. ]
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unless someone wants a living space heater, he's the best at getting out of a sticky situation quick.]Just an ally Cybertronian passing by.
[Soundwave, this is no time for a dumb one-liner. The girl's pretty out of it though, which means he needs to find a safe place quick. Activating the thrusters under his feet, he ascends to the air and then twists his body to fire hot ballistics down at the vines dared to approach them still.]
Try to stay with me. I'll get you to someplace safe where you can rest and be cured of the poison.
[... Though Soundwave himself has gotten some of those sticky white sap on him, most noticeably all over the tires located near his upper body. But hey he's good at ignoring his own wellbeings at times.]
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Jeanne Alter
[ Mirin'd answer that with some kind of Mirin-ish retort, if Jalter didn't just combust that shit OH GOD IS she actually some sort of hot stuff-!? S-she might have bitten more than she could chew. This old lady before her is the real deal! She can even just easily burn stuff like that! But no fear, Mirin! You can do this! Ishi aru tokoro ni michi wa hirakeru! When there's a will, there's a way!
Taking a relatively deep breath, Mirin quickly pulls her katana out, Iaido-style, and summons a, uh, not-so-big kamaitachi that is thankfully big enough to blow away the table cover just beside her SHUT UP IT'S COOL ENOUGH FOR HER STANDARD OKAY. ]
You don't scare Mirin at all, old hag! Mirin will blow your dishonorable flame away with her katana, de gozaru!!
[ No, she's totally not shaking at all inside what are you talking about. Well, she totally does, but her loose outfit would probably do a good job at hiding it. Probably. Mommy, daddy, Mirin is going to die soon ;~;
By the way guess who are attracting the Moon Knights already? Definitely these two losers. ]
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Also because she knows she looks young. ]
You look like you can fight a little, and if I can't get a proper dress for the dance, at least I'm dressed for a scrap!
[ Ripping her sword out of the table like she's King Arthur and it's a particularly offensive stone, Jeanne points it at Mirin, the very tip of the blade igniting with a small flame. ]
But if you're scared, you can still run home, nobody will think less of you for it!
[ Except Jeanne Alter herself, but Jeanne Alter already doesn't think much of anyone. ]
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This is it. She's really gonna die today, huh. Well, time to blurt every little shit that would kinda make sense from her weeb dictionary inside her mind. At least let her die in the coolest fashion that she could muster, okay. ]
A wise man does not lose his way, a brave man does not fear. [ Spoken in like, the most broken Japanese tone ever, mainly because Mirin is trembling a bit- Okay, maybe a little more than a bit. ] Mirin wishes to hurt no one with this katana of hers and she really shouldn't, but- [ BRING IT ON BITCH. Mirin raises her own sword as well. ] -Sometimes, it is necessary, gozaru.
[ Does she look cool now? DOES SHE? Is it safe to be burned into crisp now? Please say yes so that there'd be #NoRegrets. ]
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vanitas
[ O-Okay, now that's just kinda gross for Mirin's sanity. ]
Y-You kept these all the time while we're fighting inside of your coat, gozaru!?
[ Dude she totally doesn't want to come any closer to him any more than this from now. ]
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They were in a bag, you know? It's not like I was rubbing them on myself.
[Honestly, why are people getting so squeamish about this?]
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Ye Xiu
[ Oh god just kill her now. T-This is really not her strong suit at all! But considering she really needs to do it for them to get out of this hellhole she's... just going to shyly peek for a bit, blushing tremendously, before she glances at the medium-sized, red-colored dildo. Hopefully that's enough of hint for now Ye Xiu as she has filled her embarrassment quota for this year just from that single glance.
She hates her life so much. ]
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... but now it has a different list, with no pictures this time (thank god), but the words are still pretty ridiculous. your favourite positions in bed: missionary, reverse cowgirl, the double kangaroo sloppy pocky.
that last one makes ye xiu tilt his head. ]
Have you even heard of anything like that?
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Vietnam
[ Bitches be trippin' mirin.
Anyway, she's a big girl who can hold herself whenever it's necessary. So that means Mirin is just going to give a big thumbs-up and there are definitely no tears on the corner of her eyes from holding the pain down.
Spoiler: Yes it fucking hurts and she's cryin' like a lil bitch ;~; ]
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NOOO SHE'S CRYING WHEN THIS HAPPENS.]
I'll be more gentle!
[So she starts to be as gentle as possible, even though it's difficult since open wounds!]